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"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 01/17/2014 at 12:02 • Filed to: None

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Thanks California!

EL_ULY > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:08

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so... don't put transmission fluid on pancakes. Gotcha :] ATF smells like maple syrup, I thought it was ok but I guess not.

RazoE > EL_ULY 01/17/2014 at 12:10

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Differential fluid smells like maple syrup after your body processes it.

EL_ULY > RazoE 01/17/2014 at 12:13

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lol, whaaat? 80W90 smells like Bigfoot's dick :] Especially when the car/truck just drove in and you have to drain it, yuck!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:14

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That's how you know it's the good shit.

Vizzini > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:14

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WARNING:

Massively oversized warning stickers that are the product of busybodies with nothing better to do than put initiatives on the ballot that proclaim cars are made of SCARY SCARY THINGS may block the view of the driver and constitute a hazard.

Place this sticker wherever there is remaining room in the driver's line of sight.

CAR_IS_MI > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:18

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And here it was I thought it was Californians who were causing cancer...

jariten1781 > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:22

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All of the hotels in California have this warning. It's a hilariously awesome tourist strategy.

Decay buys too many beaters > Vizzini 01/17/2014 at 12:23

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The sticker was actually quite large, easily 4"X 6"

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 12:36

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that's what my grandma would say. I remember once when I twisted my ankle, my grandma put some type of green cream on it to stop the pain. It smelled like a dead ass mixed with gasoline and it burned like hell. I ask to see what she used and it was a medicine used on race horses' sore muscles. It said in big red letters NOT FOR HUMANS. But hey, it worked lol :]

The Compromiser > Decay buys too many beaters 01/17/2014 at 12:51

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I think they can put it just to the right and below the 'Fig Newtons" one on Ricky's Car..

Did I mention that he loves him some Fig Newtons?